Consistent with the Theme of Rampant Ageism, One of my Bros Posits: “Perhaps Former Vice President Joe Biden’s Teeth Wanted Out of his Dirty Old Mouth Just Like I Want him out of this Presidential Race.”
Joe Biden will Drop Out | Mort Collin
For those of you who think you’re cute and funny when you tell denture jokes and impugn Joe Biden for his age, do the world a favor and try not to be so disrespectful. Have you no shame? How is it that we’ve even come to this point in our sick and twisted world? Is it because we’re all blinded by the enormity of outrage over race, saving the planet, transgender rights, illegal immigration, etc.? All of the aforementioned, to be sure, have aspects about them that are problematic and need some attention, but what about ageism? I firmly believe the great Joe Biden is the leader we are looking for in our battle against ageism. But let’s be honest here, Joe Biden will drop out. Unfortunately, he appears to be ill-equipped for engaging in fighting ageism, or pretty much anything else for that matter.
It’s not front page news, but it is definitely front page worthy material. Joe Biden’s teeth are false; they are dentures. Yes. old people wear dentures. Joe Biden is old, and quite frankly, not very intelligent. We all know he can’t beat Trump in 2020, but the idea of facing him in the general election is a non-starter. Joe Biden will drop out of the race soon.
There are only three things that could destroy Biden’s opportunity of being the 46th President of the United States. They are as follows:
A living, breathing human being runs against him for the democrat nomination. In other words, he does not run uncontested.
- He tries to use stats for his electability but gets them wrong.
- A living, breathing human being runs against him for the democrat nomination. In other words, he does not run uncontested.
- He is indicted and charged for bribery in the Ukrainian Burisma Scandal.
Personal Story about Joe Biden’s Debate Performance
I’m sitting in my living room the night of a recent democrat debate, and all of a sudden on the TV, I see Joe Biden fumble his set (i.e.: set of dentures) but retain possession for all 56 viewers worldwide to see. Like a shot through the heart, and they’re to blame, the majority of my house guests start laughing uncontrollably. One of my bros yells, “Holy shit! Joe Biden’s teeth wanted out of his dirty old mouth!” I snap. I lose my shit. I become psychotic. Ladies and gentlemen, I literally have an out of body experience. In that moment, I am the reincarnation of Patches O’Houlihan. Like an aggressive drunk on a bender or an old dodge ball coach in a wheelchair, I begin picking up every item in sight one by one only to hurl each of them toward the people in my living room. When it’s over, the violence of the event is palpable. The site is appalling. On a gore spectrum, it’s basically somewhere in between the Gettysburg Battlefield on July 3, 1863 and Sharon Tate’s living room on August 9, 1969. As the President would say, “Not good.” All of this because of the Joe Biden’s teeth! Can you imagine?
BEST DODGE BALL COACH EVER: Patches O’Houlihan
The avoidance of detection by law enforcement since the night in question has been a challenge. I’ve undergone 4 sex changes, which is something my liberal friends applaud. Thanks Lib-idos! I’ve bought and subsequently ditched approximately 15 wigs. I’ve killed an additional 26 people, and I’ve shoplifted about 209 times. The lesson of this story is that we all have triggers. Sometimes those triggers are MAGA hats, and other times they’re the Joe Biden Teeth, and ultimately an ageism that should be alarming to all Americans. Joe Biden can eliminate ageism as we know it.
To all of you senior citizens out there who are in need of a set, it may be wise for you to consider the latest and greatest dental product on the market. Joe Biden’s teeth eliminate the inability to chew food and inspire big confident smiles. You’ll no longer find yourself ashamed of your smile.
In the meantime please enjoy the hell out of the younger generations’ Social Security and Medicare. I know; you’re entitled to it, but so are younger Americans who either won’t see it or will be paying such high taxes that its legitimacy will fade away and will eventually become worthless. In other words, the government will pay for Social Security and Medicare, because they’ve stolen it from the trust over the years to help finance their massive $23 trillion debt. When they pay for it, they will add more and more to the debt. The government pays for its debt via revenue it brings in. Who or what is the government’s revenue source? That’s right. It’s the American taxpayer. So in the end, the tab for these gigantic non-discretionary social welfare programs will land squarely on the shoulders of Americans in future years, thus making them worthless to future generations of American seniors. These have been great programs throughout the years, but the government has irresponsibly mismanaged them. Joe Biden’s teeth wanted out, and who knows? maybe Medicare could fix his problem.
No Shame Here. Statistics Show Most People Fumble Their “Joe Biden Teeth” in Public Approximately 10 Times a Month.
Joe Biden Teeth
Joe Biden Teeth
The Joe Biden teeth are false; they are dentures. Yes. old people wear dentures. Americans need to get serious however. Why focus on his teeth? Isn’t it high time we focus on his policies? We all know he can and will beat Trump in 2020, but we cannot take it for granted. Stop with the “Joe Biden teeth” chants. Stand up for Joe Biden policies; stand against Joe Biden teeth chants. It makes perfect sense, right?