Nancy Pelosi the Ripper | Podcast Episode 15 | Daniel Faeburgh
Can anyone identify the ingredients of the infamous Nancy Pelosi cocktail? Go ahead. Take a guess. I do not have the answer, but I’d like to take a stab at it. This is my take. Pelosi gets loaded on one to two, or possibly three bottle(s) of California Napa Valley wine on a nightly basis. Like a shotgun, she’s cocked and ready to go. However as the Speaker knows full well by now, what goes up must come down. Granted, alcohol is indeed a downer (depressant), but the euphoria it can cause on the front end of a “Queen Pelosi” night is something more similar to the effects of a stimulant. To curb the hangover the next day, it’s likely she pops approximately 2 to 3 Klonopin to make it through. But who knows? Maybe, just maybe, she’s a Xanax type of woman. If she’s really crazy, which she is, it’s not a stretch to assume she goes back and forth between the two aforementioned downers. Regardless of what her drug of choice here is, it is definitely the cause of slow motion Nancy. Shirley Q. Liquor of Orange, Texas describes it as her “nerve pill.” Pelosi takes it to reduce the anxiety that her hangover triggers the morning after drinking. Perhaps this Cocktail is why Nancy Pelosi is not real, as it reduces her inhibitions. Nancy Pelosi is nothing more than a joke. She has officially been christened Nancy Pelosi the Ripper! Her political career is OVER. The Trump speech rip Nancy Pelosi engaged in, was the final nail in the coffin.
Even though she looks like a zombie, she’d like to be sure she doesn’t act like one. There are times this is impossible, but what makes it possible the other times has to be some type of upper. Therefore the Nancy Pelosi cocktail definitely contains some type of amphetamine pill, whether that be Vyvanse, Adderall, or some other prescription medication. Hell. Who knows? Perhaps the reason she’s had so many nose jobs is because she enjoys blow. I mean think about it. Could it be that Pelosi’s nose is falling off because of the multiple lines of cocaine she’s done over the years? It could be. The fact of the matter is there’s indeed a need for a powerful stimulant to counteract the downers she takes on a daily basis. Regardless, Nancy Pelosi gambles with her own life with all the substances she is pumping into her body. It is likely all or a portion of the reason she ripped up the President’s speech and is known now as Nancy Pelosi the Ripper.
Between Nancy Pelosi the Ripper and Joe Biden, it really is a wonder the democrat party still exists. These two spew the most incoherent bullshit from each of their mouths. It really has to make you wonder if Joe Biden is partaking in the Nancy Pelosi cocktail as well. Will we be seeing Joe Biden the Ripper in the near future? Of course, that would be indescribable, as it would come on the heels of the Pelosi rip show. It would shine a light on the delay of the delivery of articles of impeachment to the Senate. You see it’s theorized that Pelosi delayed handing the articles over to the Senate, because she wants Biden to get the nomination. Biden’s fiercest competitors, Senators Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, must be present for the impeachment trial. A delay in the start of the trial takes the senators off of the campaign trail during many of the primaries. It’s definitely food for thought. We have the Nancy Pelosi cartoon, but Joe Biden is a cartoon as well.
Nancy Pelosi the Ripper
Nancy Pelosi the Ripper is allowing substances to wreak havoc on her brain. This has caused the Speaker to support a terrorist over the President of the United States. It has also caused her to order commemorative impeachment pens with her autograph engraved on them at a price of $5,000. TRUE STORY! You cannot make this shit up. The Speaker is in our thoughts and prayers. Her only historical legacy now is as a cartoon. She is the Nancy Pelosi cartoon.
Why Nancy Pelosi gambles her political future and the future of her party on this fake impeachment is beyond me. She is corrupt beyond all telling in all that she is doing. This is a woman who lacks common sense, because she is no longer authentic as a person. She is the new star and just so happens to be a walking, talking “Nancy Pelosi the Ripper” cartoon.