Ohhhhh look who came crawling to that ass for some fire picks. You saw last week and thought “who is this dicknose making these picks? Does he know the NFL? Does he know football? Where’s DB Cooper’s money? Jimmy Hoffa? What is a horse shoe? Do they make horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?”. The answer is no. Nobody is listening to your thoughts, you conceited butthole. But I will tell you this…..you better listen to this thought because my ass was ALMOST perfect last week with the Free State V. This week moving forward, until you flood my twitter account like a bunch of ladies basements while they watch Channing Tatum hump a football, all you get is a single stone cold cock. Errrr, I mean lick. SHIT! I MEAN LOCK. I SAID LOCK OKAY??
Rams at Browns
Listen. We’ve heard the hype. Baker Mayfield knows all the hip dances. Myles Garrett stacked up sacks in college (granted they were mostly in one game against UTSA, but HAVE YOU ever caught a single roadrunner you smug little man?). Odell Beckham and Jarvis Landry…wow more like WRU…..instead of DBU…at LSU…GETITU?? Damn that joke was dumb. Point is, they’ve got loads of talent…and 9 times out of 10, that BEATS all (shiiiiit, u actually thought I wouldn’t find a way to squeeze in a suspended Kareem Hunt?!)
But on the other sideline, we’ve got a photographic memory. We’ve got Goff going off. We’ve got Gurley giving swirlies. We’ve got Cooks just cooking fools. We’ve got AA Ron Donald staging interventions on the field. It’s too much for the Browns. And let’s really think about this….y’all gonna hype the Browns? The Browns. As in “ I’ll brb, gonna go take The Browns to the Super Bowl and then thoroughly wipe my Dallas Cowboy”. The franchise that has disappointed most in the history of the NFL is named after poop. I don’t believe in coincidence.
Rams (-3) stuff CHUBB (🤭 I quit thinking about Channing Tatum like 70 words ago).