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WHAT TIME IS IT?

What Time is it?

What Time is it? by Beth Tacerly

Sing it with us now! “T-iii-iii-i-iii-me is on my side! Yes it is!”

Never be without the exact hour, minute, and even second at your exact location again! Sure. If you possess a smartphone, the time is pretty much with you, well…at all times. However one of the most googled questions in the world is “What time is it?” Go figure. Who would have thought that would be the case? For those of you who find it difficult to locate your time, we have you covered like a carport. So relax and allow Father Time to work his magic.

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Our friends at Time and Date deliver unprecedented access to weather reports for nearly every single place in the world. We are happy to make these services of wholly available to you so that you never miss a beat as you traverse your very busy daily schedule. Whether you’re meeting someone for dinner at a sushi bar in Tokyo, running late for a tour at the Eiffel Tower in Paris, on your way to mass at one of Rome’s beautiful basilicas, looking for your next fix in inner-city Baltimore, or counting the number of illegal aliens who cross the Texas-Mexico border in ten minute increments, this service is exactly what you need.

You know they say time is relative, but I beg to differ. “You’re late again you good for nothing son of a bitch,” says your boss. “Sir,” you respond. “Time is relative.” Yea. Good luck with that. I’d love to be a fly on that wall. No offense, but that could possibly be the last nail that broke the coffin’s back and something else about a camel or something.

So here’s what you need to do. Simply click on this button and you’ll have everything you need. Just don’t ask us to help you travel into the past or the future. There is indeed a God, and we are not him.

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